Scott Adams, the creator of the iconic "Dilbert" comic strip, is not only a celebrated cartoonist but also a sharp observer of human behavior, success, and the absurdities of corporate life. His writings, particularly his book "How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big," offer a treasure trove of unconventional and practical advice.

On Success and Systems

A cornerstone of Adams' philosophy is the concept of "systems over goals." He argues that focusing on repeatable processes rather than distant objectives is a more sustainable path to success and personal satisfaction.

  1. "Goals are for losers. Systems are for winners." A succinct summary of his core philosophy, this quote emphasizes that goal-oriented people are in a constant state of failure until they reach their objective, while systems-oriented people feel good every time they follow their system. [1][2]
  2. "If you do something every day, it's a system. If you're waiting to achieve it someday in the future, it's a goal." This provides a clear distinction between the two concepts, making the idea of systems more tangible. [3][4]
  3. "In the world of dieting, losing twenty pounds is a goal, but eating right is a system. In the exercise realm, running a marathon in under four hours is a goal, but exercising daily is a system." [4][5]
  4. "Successful people don't wish for success; they decide to pursue it." [4][5]
  5. "If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has extraordinary power." [6][7]
  6. "The most important form of selfishness involves spending time on your fitness, eating right, pursuing your career, and still spending quality time with your family and friends." [6]
  7. "My proposition is that if you focus on your personal energy, you’ll get more done than you would have if you had focused on managing your time." [1]

The Talent Stack: Combining Skills for Uniqueness

Adams champions the idea of becoming very good at a few things rather than trying to be the best at one. This "talent stack" can make you uniquely valuable.

  1. "If you want an average successful life, it doesn't take much planning... But if you want something extraordinary, you have two paths: 1. Become the best at one specific thing. 2. Become very good (top 25%) at two or more things." [8]
  2. "The magic is that few people can draw well and write jokes. It's the combination of the two that makes what I do so rare." Adams uses his own career as a prime example of the talent stack in action. [8]
  3. "I always advise young people to become good public speakers (top 25%). Anyone can do it with practice. If you add that talent to any other, suddenly you're the boss of the people who have only one skill." [8]
  4. "Good + Good > Excellent." This simple equation captures the essence of the talent stack, suggesting that the combination of good skills is often more powerful than excellence in a single area. [2]

On Failure and Learning

Failure is not just a possibility but a necessary ingredient for success in Adams' worldview. The key is to extract value from every setback.

  1. "Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don't let it leave until I extract that value." [6]
  2. "Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive." [9][10]
  3. "Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." This popular quote highlights the iterative and selective nature of creative work. [7][9]
  4. "By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out." [11]

On Passion and Motivation

Contrary to popular advice, Adams believes that passion is a product of success, not a prerequisite for it.

  1. "Passion is bullshit." A typically blunt statement from Adams, challenging the "follow your passion" mantra. [12]
  2. "Passion follows success." His argument is that becoming good at something and seeing positive results is what ignites passion. [1][13]
  3. "The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want." [6]
  4. "I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only de-motivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles." [10]

On Persuasion and Human Nature

A student of hypnosis and persuasion, Adams often writes about the irrationality of human beings and how to navigate it.

  1. "The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to truth." [3]
  2. "You can change only what people know, not what they do." [3][6]
  3. "If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts." [6][7]
  4. "People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred." [7]
  5. "Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane." [6][11]
  6. "Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked." [7]
  7. "Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure." [11]
  8. "Assuming people are irrational most of the time is a very clear way to see the world." [14]

On the Corporate World and Dilbert's Wisdom

Much of Adams' fame comes from his satirical take on office life, which contains many grains of truth.

  1. "The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management." This is the famous "Dilbert Principle." [7][11]
  2. "Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems." [7][9]
  3. "Normal people… believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet." [9]
  4. "Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company." [9]
  5. "If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it." [7]
  6. "Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster." [10][11]
  7. "I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero." [3][11]
  8. "Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart." [11]

On Writing and Communication

As a writer, Adams has specific advice on how to communicate effectively.

  1. "Simplicity transforms ordinary into amazing." This is a guiding principle in his writing. [4][5]
  2. "It's better to write what you know." He advises writers to draw from their own experiences and knowledge. [15]
  3. "If you sit down to write and you cannot write something good... write it anyway. Write something bad to write something good." [15]
  4. "Business writing is about clarity and persuasion. The main purpose of business writing is to move assets from your company's bank account to your own." This is a humorous yet pointed take on the purpose of effective business communication.

On Life and Happiness

Adams offers a pragmatic and often humorous perspective on finding contentment.

  1. "The formula for happiness is as simple as daydreaming, controlling your schedule, napping, eating right, and being active every day." [4][5]
  2. "Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple effect with no logical end." [6][7]
  3. "The best things in life are silly." [3][10]
  4. "Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt." [3][10]
  5. "The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy." [3][6]
  6. "You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me." [7][9]
  7. "When did ignorance become a point of view?" [3][7]
  8. "I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun." [7]
  9. "On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key." [7]
  10. "Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything." [7][11]
  11. "There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot." [7][9]

Learn more:

  1. Book Notes: Scott Adams "How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big" - Reddit
  2. Lessons for life from the creator of Dilbert - Infermuse
  3. Quotes by Scott Adams (Author of How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big) - Goodreads
  4. What I've learned on happiness and success from Scott Adams in his famous book "How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life." : r/BettermentBookClub - Reddit
  5. What I've learned on happiness and success from Scott Adams in his book How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life. - Options To Grow - Dror Allouche
  6. 17 Amazing Quotes From Scott Adams: Learn From Creator of Dilbert About How to Win
  7. TOP 25 QUOTES BY SCOTT ADAMS (of 267) | A-Z Quotes
  8. From Scott Adams: "If you want an average successful life, it doesn't take much - Hacker News
  9. Scott Adams Quotes - MN Counseling Therapy - Richard Chandler, MA, LPC
  10. 13 Witty Quotes for Entrepreneurs from Cartoonist Scott Adams - Logo Maker
  11. Top 300 Scott Adams Quotes (2025 Update) - QuoteFancy
  12. Career Advice From Scott Adams - How To Become Unique | by Doug Antin - Medium
  13. Lessons From Scott Adams's Book “How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big” - review - Play For Thoughts
  14. Scott Adams: Avoiding Loserthink - Farnam Street
  15. Scott Adams on How To Be Successful - The Creative Echo